so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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