why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
