Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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