More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
