i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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