I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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