i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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