i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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