My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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