How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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