Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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