All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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