I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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