i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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