I smell stomach acid.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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