I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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