I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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