It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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