I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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