How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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