Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My penis needs a shock collar
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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