You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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