dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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