Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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