Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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