am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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