is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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