He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
They took my balls.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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