Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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