Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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