So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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