Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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