I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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