Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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