I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
