you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
birth control should be required to get into college
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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