now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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