no, he came in my armpit
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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