We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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