All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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