At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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