: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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