and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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