is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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