:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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