He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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