3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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