it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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