If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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