He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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