based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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