whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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