Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
it's like iHOP with fire
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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