so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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